Inventory.
By counting the number of items in a store, a company can
assess their current worth and confirm the size of their theft problem. It's
hard to tell how much is stolen if you don't know how much you have – and how
much you should have.
We were told to pack light, and to try not to bring any
bags. I brought my purse, into which I packed water and a sandwich. Five hours
with a 10 minute break? A girl's gotta eat.
As roughly 50 temps amassed outside the doors, shoppers were
curious and anxious. Are you waiting to
shop? Is there some sort of special sale going on?
Once inside, we were taught how to use a scanner.
Ooo, it's like phaser!
someone said. Or did they say taser?
Once trained, we were sent to different departments of the
store. I was sent to women's shoes.
Ahhhh Yeahhh.
The store was silent, but for the beeps of scanners, and
whispered God Bless Yous in response to sneezes.
Scan the shelf barcode. Take the shoe box off of the rack;
ensure it contains a proper pair. Scan the code on the right shoe. Repeat until
you've taken all of the boxes off of that shelf. Press a button on the scanner.
Count the boxes you've taken off of the shelf. Enter the number into the scanner.
Hoorah! It Balances! Write that number, and your initials, on the sticker that
has the shelf barcode. Next!
There were six shelves on a rack, with a mode* of six boxes
to a shelf. Up, down, up, down, crouch, twist, count, write, up, down
My organized self was aghast. Only 10% of the shoes were in
the correct box. Do I want to know why a pair of 4-inch heels were in a box
meant for knee-high boots?
Naturally, I had to put the shoes neatly back into the boxes.
I'm not great with the spacial, so it took me a little longer, especially when
it came to boots. If I put the right boot
in this way, the left boot goes upside down and – no wait, that's not working.
Maybe if I try uh, no. Oh! There it is!
After an hour, I was trembling, my muscles unused to repetitive
physical exertion. Still, I wasn't sore when I went to bed that night.
No, soreness would come by the middle of the next day. I was
unable to squat to the floor to pick up a piece of paper without wincing in
pain.
It's taken another 48 hours to get to an almost pain free
95% mobility.
That's why exercise is important, kids. You never know when
you'll be asked to do inventory.
*as in mean, median, mode. 'member?
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