It's not too late for these, right?
About the Opening
Ceremony
Hey! I know that song (Bread
of Heaven). But we sing it very
differently where I'm from.
Hey! It's Kenneth Brannaugh! I don't know what he's saying,
but it must be Shakespeare. Because it's Kennth Brannaugh!
ONE RING TO RULE
THEM ALL
Shh! It's 80's music! Stop commentating!
We love you J. K. Rowling.
Pobre Paul. I ain't mad atcha. Bring back the Arctic
Monkeys.
About the Broadcast,
Etc.
DVR + NBC Prime Time = Good watching. Because I don't need
to see every beach volleyball match.
Am I the only one who doesn't care about the medal count?
What do you mean this is the first time the US Olympic
Team's outfits were made in China?
Lots of complaints about Ralph Lauren but no complaints
about the Nike, whose gear our folks wear in the pool and on the track. None of
it was made in the US, and Nike is as
American as Ralph Lauren.
Oh, NBC. Why the 30 minute documentary about the Dream Team
when you could've been showing us synchronized swimming? That's what I get for
watching prime time coverage "live".
I am enjoying this hour of WWII history. Because I'm a nerd.
But how are you going to transition from this sad to the happy of the Olympics?
(Yes, NBC, I still think you should've shown synchronized swimming instead.)
About Diving
Thank you, NBC, for starting most of your prime time coverage
with diving.
Is it me, or do some of the younger male divers need to pull
up their trunks a bit? I'm looking at you, Tom Daly, Kristian Ibsen.
¡Viva Mexico! Who knew they were so good at this sport?
Seriously, though. I love you, Tom Daly. Please pull up your
shorts.
About Women's
Gymnastics
Ugh! The cameras are all up in their faces! Go away, go away
(ironically, the only reason we see that the cameras are all up in the ladies
faces is because of a camera all up in the ladies faces.)
NBC. I know you love your super tight close up. But we do
not need to see the contents a gymnast's nostril right before she does a
complex run on the balance beam.
Of the people who have criticized Gabby Douglas' hair, how
many of them actually know anything about black hair? Exactly. That's the sound
of ignorance spouting foolishness.
Oops, my bad. Apparently quite a few know something about
black hair. Great. Add trifling crabs in a barrel to my people's list of stereotypes.
I almost zipped past it. Did you see the gymnast from
Bulgaria, who only does rings? Gray hair, Age 39(?), shaking hands with
everyone when he got off the floor? Amazing.
About Swimming
Kromowidjojo. You know saying it makes you
happy.
Michael Phelps is "The Greatest Olympian
of All Time". Until Missy Franklin takes the crown.
I don't think one is great because of medal
count. It is an achievement; props to Michael. But I hear the moniker and think
of Dara Torres at the Beijing Olympics. Before one race, she asked an official
to wait because one of her competitors wasn't ready. I think that type of
sportsmanship is a better measure for determining "The Greatest
Olympian".
You know a race is long when they come back
from commercial and they're still
swimming.
About Track &
Field
What's with the fluorescent yellow shoes?
Seems like ½ the female sprinters have belly button studs.
Need ideas for baby names? Watch Olympic Track & Field.
Particularly the field events.
You know it was a good year – I didn't even fast forward
through the semi-finals. Only a little bit for some of the long distance races.
Closing Ceremony
Yay! George Michael! And one of my favorite songs at that!
Huh. None of the Annie Lennox/Eurythmics songs I know
would've been happy enough for this occasion. Not even Sweet Dreams.
I Am The Walrus is
the Beatles song everyone knows but me.
Wait. I recognize Naomi, and Kate Moss, and that lady from the
WSJ magazine article who's in her 40s. But who are the other models? What are
their names?
How are they gonna clear that giant octopus?
Nice Rolls, Jessie J.
Flesh colored body suit #1, with flowers – No.
Wait – there's a Vegas showgirl in the 1900s? Oh, never
mind, it's Monty Python.
Play that guitar, homeboy from Queen!
Flesh colored body suit #2, with sequins – Better.
No, no, no Jessie J, don't air guitar. Don't. <sigh> Please
stop.
I think someone dropped a line on Wannabe.
Wow. Rugby clubs have choirs.
Stop talking, commentators! I'm trying to watch the
Brazilians dance!
Is that dude in…white face?
Is mack daddy wearing a white vinyl suit?
Ooo, has this part been Bossa Nova?
Bob Costas spent half the night talking about how The Who
would be performing….and NBC never televised their set. Boo!